Just In Time For Christmas!

The Cat Case ™

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Do you struggle with taking your cat in the car with you?

Do you need a safe and convenient way to carry your cat with you everywhere you go?

Throw away that bulky airline pet carrier. Dump that old cardboard box.

Introducing the new and revolutionary CAT CASE ™!



Yes, now you, too can smuggle your cat anywhere you choose without fear of claws, teeth, or getting caught!

Simply, lay the CAT CASE ™ open on the floor where your cat will see it. She won’t be able to resist the soft, furry, cat shaped interior. When she curls up inside and falls asleep, simply close and latch the case, grap it by the handle and easily carry it where ever you go.

Comes in various cat-loving colors! Perfect for the cat owner who has everything (else)!

Order yours today! The CAT CASE ™ makes a great Christmas gift.

Orders must be received by December 21st, for a Christmas delivery. Cat not included.

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Now all you cat-loving readers (and net-surfing cats) needn't email me your hate mail, I was only kidding!

Besides, no animals were hurt in the making of this ad,
-Jack

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