To Pluto, I mean “134340”

An open letter to ‘The Planet Formerly Known As Pluto’:

Dear # 134340,

I have been truly sorry for your recent demotion from an actual planet in our solar system to a number. I know how you feel.

Everytime I visit my doctor’s office I feel like I am being treated as only a number, too.

But look on the bright side, at least nobody ever tries to give YOU a prostrate exam!

Forever my favorite planet,
-Jack

PS: I called the local planetarium to see if they will give me the Pluto model they have hanging in the lobby. They said they’d get back to me.