WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
(and other important questions)

Now, some questions can't be answered by any one but yourself. Like...
Which leg do you put into your pants first? And...
What did you want to be before you grew up?
How did it turn out? (don't answer that one)
Are you sure you will go to Heaven when you die?

And then there are questions that only others can answer FOR you like...
Do you snore? "No... at least I've never HEARD me snore."

But then there are some questions that NOBODY can answer like ...
What is the meaning of life?
What could convince 50-something Arnold to appear naked in the T3 movie?
What exactly IS BOLOGNA?

I'll tell you, that bologna one really has me!

It is pretty clear that fruit grows on trees, vegetables grow on plants, beef grows on cows, and McDonalds fries grow in McDonald land. But where does Bologna grow? Herein is the mystery!

Come on folks, let's list the facts...
Ham = Pig
Hamburgers = Cow (I think they should be called cow burgers)
Lamb = Sheep
Venison = Deer
Fish = Fish
Rabbit = Rabbit
Turkey = Turkey
(everything else TASTES like CHICKEN)

But...
BOLOGNA = ??????

Now, I don't really care IF your BOLOGNA has a FIRST NAME or not... I'd still like to know where it comes from!

To me, this is truly baffling. A mystery, it is.
Mystery Meat.